Pumpism

Pumpism is a modern belief system founded on three sacred truths:

Everything pumps (eventually).
If it didn’t pump, you just didn’t believe hard enough.
pump.fun is the holy land.

In Pumpism, the universe was created in one glorious moment when someone clicked “Launch Token” with zero utility, zero roadmap, and 100% vibes. From that moment on, memecoins multiplied like rabbits on espresso.

The Ancient Mantras

Pumpists gather around the digital campfire (aka X/Twitter) chanting:

“Fair launch.”
“No presale.”
“Community owned (trust me bro).”

To a Pumpist, fundamentals are temporary, but momentum is eternal. Charts are not read—they are felt. A green candle is a sign from above. A red candle is just “the market shaking out non-believers.”

The Role of pump.fun

It plays the role of both church and casino:

You don’t invest there, you manifest.
You don’t lose money, you gain character development.
Every wallet is anonymous, but every loss is deeply personal.

The Prophets

Prophets emerge daily. Some promise a 100x; others disappear after 10 minutes. All are forgiven, because Pumpism teaches that rug pulls are just surprise lessons in decentralization.